So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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