Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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