hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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