i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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