You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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