this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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