You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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