im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My feet surprised me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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