Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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