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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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