Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Enjoy the penises
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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