Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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