You're my little dorito
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
if i died would you start the facebook group?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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