Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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