who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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