Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.