As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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