i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My vagina is very pro this idea
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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