If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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