"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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