How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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