...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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