Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The best revenge is premature balding
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need a beard to bite.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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