Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
There r osticjed everywhere
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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