Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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