idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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