It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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