Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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