i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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