i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
