I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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