You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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