u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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