Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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