doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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