can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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