My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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