it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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