using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Im part way to drunk.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I smell like Dick and happiness
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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