i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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