Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
His nipple licking is glorious
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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