No more Irish car bombs ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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