I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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