But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We are all done wearing pants today
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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