It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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