I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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