I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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