She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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