I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
nutella sex= disaster
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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