Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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