his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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