Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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