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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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