one might say we're banned from that church
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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