I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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