I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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