HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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